Jurassic Park III

Jurassic Park III: Hmm…
★★

Jurassic Park III tells the story of a couple of people who go to Isla Sorna with a certain Dr Alan Grant and after landing on the island, the dinosaurs begin to, as you’d expect from said film, cause them a wee bit of trouble. Simply put, Jurassic Park is actually an OK sequel to its predecessors (which I didn’t rate highly in the first place to be honest), loud and nonsensical, and not really worthwhile the time it takes to watch as the plot goes nowhere and is filled with awful characters and an even worse end. In reality, dinosaurs are long extinct from the earth, much like this franchise should be but unfortunately, we’re due for another in 2014.

Image from: Jurassic Park III, (2001), [ONLINE]. Available here

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Battleship


Battleship is about as much fun to watch as it is to play the board game the film is loosely based off – highly predictable and generally terrible, but occasionally `fun’ thanks to some impressive special effects and its loud and abrasive nature. The acting is lacklustre and filled with terrible dialogue and awful jokes which, coupled with the inclusion of Rihanna and the lack of story and plot, this film lacks everything that makes a film good and includes everything that makes a film bad. But the film is that comically poor that it becomes somewhat fun and enjoyable to watch with all the special effects, poor gags and stereotypes.


Image from: Battleship Movie, (2012), Photo Gallery [ONLINE]. Available at: http://www.battleshipmovie.com/index.php [Accessed 26 August 12].